Jump the Beach...
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Another boring bus down to Byron Bay solidified my belief that the Oz Experience is a pile of balls! Party atmosphere my arse! We pulled into the notoriously hippy town of Byron Bay and saw first hand evidence of crazy stoners dancing around to inane rythms in clothes I can imagine my mum wearing way back when! (Love you mum!). I got deposited at the transit centre, made a call and was soon in a bashed up car with Madame Frenchy who took me to my hostel, the Greenland Resort - a strange little setup with lots of perks. Free internet and laundry is unheard of in Australia, I once spent $16 on laundry so this place was great, a little far out of town but close enough for a pleasant bike ride in. That evening I head into town under my own steam on a fairly rickety bike and sorted a few bits and bobs out. After this bed wasn't far away.
I found skin on my face I never even knew I had!
Hurtling toward the ground was the single most terrifying thing I have ever done and despite putting on a brave face for the camera, I was totally bricking it. As time passed I relaxed and the exhileration took over, 60 seconds passed in what felt like a life-time. Eventually, the parachute was released, the huge canopy ballooning overhead and we began a fairly rapid and painful (to the crotch) spiral descent toward the airfield. I had a little go at steering the parachute and before I knew it, we were back on solid ground, a little hoarse and slightly deaf!
Having been up at 6A.M., thrown out of a plane and home by 9.30A.M. I had a whole day to kill. Being the only English speaker in my hostel, friends were scarce so I made my way down through the creek behind the hostel to a nearly deserted beach. Considering it was a public holiday there was hardly anyone there and it was beautiful. I walked for hours along the soft sand where I ended up falling asleep in the sun. The walk home was equally beautiful as the sun set across the bay.
The creek
The beach!
Back at the hostel, two Brits had checked in; Emma and Claudia. We spent the evening on the veranda drinking and chatting and breaking doors... Good times. My final day in Byron Bay was a blow out on account of the weather, I had wanted to cycle up to the lighthouse but it was pouring down with rain. Laundry and Facebook were the order of the day! My final evening was spent at Cheeky Monkeys, a very bizarre, Club 18-30's wannabe club in town! Suitably drunk and entertained, we harrased a pedicab rider all the way home - he had no idea what he was letting himself in for bless him, he had a mamoth ride with a bike load of fatties calling him Francoise every five minutes...just because he's French!
The girls with Francoise!



